Dear Jihadists
The Quran and subsequent Hadiths are testimony of your beloved Prophet's insatiable libido. Apparently, he had 13 wives (whom he fucked... err... made love on alternate nights, or at times, on the very same night) and an unknown number of concubines (whom he fucked... err... made love, sometimes, on the very days on which they had watched their husbands and fathers die at the hands of his army). He married 6 year old Aisha and popped her cherry the day she turned 9!
When he couldn't stop drooling over his daughter-in-law Zaynab, he (miraculously) gets a "revealation" (Qur'an 33:37 - "But when Zaid had accomplished his want of her, We gave her to you as a wife, so that there should be no difficulty for the believers in respect of the wives of their adopted sons, when they have accomplished their want of them; and Allah's command shall be performed.") which "commanded" him to marry (fuck) the woman whose husband has divorced her!
Qur'an (33:50) reads - "O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war, and the daughters of your paternal uncles and the daughters of your paternal aunts, and the daughters of your maternal uncles and the daughters of your maternal aunts who fled with you; and a believing woman if she gave herself to the Prophet if the Prophet desired to marry her-- specially for you, not for the (rest of) believers; We know what We have ordained for them concerning their wives and those whom their right hands possess in order that no blame may attach to you"). This "command" allows your beloved Prophet virtually unlimited sex, divinely sanctioned by Allah!
In the background of this nyphomaniac legacy of your beloved Prophet, do you think there would be even a single virgin (leave alone 72!) left in Jannat???
If you still believe your suicide bombings (which every fucking religion - most notably, Islam, specifically condemns) will grant you 72 virgins, go ahead. Blow your penises!
